Tech And Tradition Mugs

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"Christmas pudcast"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

Red indians kept in touch with home without the aid of mobile phones.

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

"They're prototypes. Eventually they'll be touchscreen."

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

'Couldn't you just text these to me?'

General Store Modernises

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

"You can go to my website for the full list of what I want."

Texting Monks.

A hunter shoots a drone

'We now accept chip & pin.'