Technology Vs Tradition Debater Mugs

"Eddie, the 'old economy' is making a comeback..."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

High Tech/Low Tech.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"Tech Savvy? No. Is there any call for regular savvy?"

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

"It's like the ancient internet, printed out."

"Somewhere to cash a cheque, anywhere to cash a cheque."

Texting Monks.

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

Mother teaching her children to read.

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

'I think I liked it better up here when everyone just carried a HARP!!'

3-D Virtual Reality Fox Hunting

I thought everyone had a sat-nav system these days...

"The Cloud ate my homework ... "

Facebook Grave

'I'd rather have one of those than an I-Box.'

"The pheras are over. You may now update your profiles."

'Easily annoyed by nearby texting guests or not easily annoyed by nearby texting guests.'

"There will be no more sleigh visits, as I've gone entirely to drone delivery."

'The U.S. postal service is in danger of going away!'

"All the other kids have high-powered computers."

Cemetary - coffin disposal.