Traditionalists With A Tech Twist Prints

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"Christmas pudcast"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"My kid could have done that with AI."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes