
Danger Slow Sand.
Decorate their home or training space with vibrant prints that capture their love for race running—motivational, humorous, or artistic to inspire every day.
Danger Slow Sand.
"We ran into a marathon."
Fall Classic. You're way too literal, Ernie.
Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.
'My feet are killing me.'
"Portrait of a Lady"
'I love your cardiovascular system!'
'Your shoe's untied.'
'Run, run, as fast as you can!'
Banana Split...
"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."
e-shoes
'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'
'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'
Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."
'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'
'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'
10 K Tail-Chase
10K Run: Smoker's Lane.
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
31. 19. 55.7.
"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."
"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."
"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"
Running
'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'
Runner collapsing over the finishing line.
"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."
"Eat my dust!"
'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'
"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."
A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.
"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."
Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes
City Marathon.
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