Game-loving Executive Gifts

Playing cricket in office "Miss lemon, I'm your boss, this is my company and you're out, okay!"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"He likes it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

Cat Boss

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

'We need more points in the paint.'

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

Executive Conkers.

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'May I play through please?'

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

Out-tray Paper Aeroplanes