Playful Executive Mindset Gifts

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"He likes it."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

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'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

Executive Conkers.

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

'Does the tooth fairy know about this grandma? You're rich!'