Playful Executive Mindset Gifts

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"He likes it."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

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Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'Does the tooth fairy know about this grandma? You're rich!'

Executive Conkers.

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"What am I doing? I'm just trying to calculate how big a trampoline I would need to jump over the moon..."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.