Cheeky Mate Gifts

'The lads are hoping you'll get time off for good behaviour - say next Tuesday fortnight at the Red Lion....'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Geezer.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

The Height of Impudence.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Your dump or mine..?"

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"