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'The lads are hoping you'll get time off for good behaviour - say next Tuesday fortnight at the Red Lion....'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Geezer.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

The Height of Impudence.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'Big Issue!'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Your dump or mine..?"

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'