Cheeky Banter Gifts

'Pint of 'Binge' please Guv'nor.'

Elephant ass selfie.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Justice for a heckler.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Wanna chill at my place?"

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

Easter Island

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

Football Fantasies