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'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

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'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

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"The Devil's Advocate." Press Room. At last, Ernie, the first edition of our newspaper is ready to go! Did we cover all seven deadly sins? I think so ... We've got greed in the business section, sloth in the leisure section, gluttony in the restaurant reviews and lust in the movie reviews. How about envy and pride? Envy in the gossip column, pride in birth announcements. Okay, but how about wrath? Hey, the opinion section is full of it!

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'That's one hell of a lawyer.'

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'

Deadly Sins Dept. Envy. Lust. Sloth. Pride. Greed. Wrath. Gluttony. At times it seems like it should be, but "oversharing" is not a deadly sin.

'Stocks rose on news of a proposal to have greed' dropped from the seven cardinal sins.'

Envy, gluttony, green and lust.

"It appeals to pride, greed, lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice."

Infernal Revenue Service

Racing to Hell

"Are you sure you should be on this list?!"

'Yes, we;re a value-orientated investment fund.'

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

Geriatrics: 'wine...women...song'

"I hate being considered the lesser of two evils."

'Impressive! You've accumulated the sins of a man three times your age.'

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

"According to our records, you Googled God's name in vain."

'We're pleased to announce we've taken a controlling interest in your personality.'