Sinful Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

Special Place in Hell...

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Seven deadly sins store

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

'Stocks rose on news of a proposal to have greed' dropped from the seven cardinal sins.'

"It appeals to pride, greed, lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice."

Envy, gluttony, green and lust.

Racing to Hell

"Are you sure you should be on this list?!"

'Yes, we;re a value-orientated investment fund.'

Infernal Revenue Service

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

"I hate being considered the lesser of two evils."

Geriatrics: 'wine...women...song'

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

'Impressive! You've accumulated the sins of a man three times your age.'

"According to our records, you Googled God's name in vain."

'You were okay as a sinner, but I've seen worse.' 'That's what we call damning with faint praise.'

'We're pleased to announce we've taken a controlling interest in your personality.'