Sinful Foodie Gifts

"It says here you once ordered take-out for twenty-seven nights in a row. What kind of person does that?"

'It was great. I hated it.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"First, do no ham."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

Seven deadly sins store

"What were you expecting?"

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Holy Pizza

Deadly Sins Dept. Envy. Lust. Sloth. Pride. Greed. Wrath. Gluttony. At times it seems like it should be, but "oversharing" is not a deadly sin.

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

Grace.

Envy, gluttony, green and lust.

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea. What changed your mind? It occurred to me that if I try something you suggested, I may find that I detest it. I may hate it with every fiber of my being. It may even make me feel sick. AND THEN I'LL GET TO BLAME YOU! Always happy to help. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-12).

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.