Sinful Story Lover Gifts

"What about that day in 1967 when you called your dedicated teacher 'Old Lady Johnson'?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

Fairy tale

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

The princess and the key

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"So you don't want to come along?"

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'Well if you wanted a garden shed made out of wood or brick, then you should have married one of my brothers!'