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"What about that day in 1967 when you called your dedicated teacher 'Old Lady Johnson'?"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

Fairy tale

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

The princess and the key

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Papa Newton reading some bedtime equations to little Isaac.

"So you don't want to come along?"

'Well if you wanted a garden shed made out of wood or brick, then you should have married one of my brothers!'

RAPUNZELS BAD HAIR DAY.