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"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."

Love at First Sight

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Ghost puddle

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Halloween Support Group

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'There's an imposter among us!'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

William Tell

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Witches at a cauldron.

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '