Sinister Story Lover Pillows

"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."

Love at First Sight

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

William Tell

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Witches at a cauldron.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'