Foodie Soul-searcher Gifts

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Come dine with me!

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Pasta

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Tzatzikicicle

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"They know me here."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"We succumbed to your hype."

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

Culture clash

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'