Spiritual Foodie Gifts

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Holy Pizza

"First, do no ham."

Benefits of going out to eat with Jesus.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Soul Food

Grace.

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Holy Macaroni,

"Namasteak"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"What were you expecting?"

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

"Put some spiritual food in there."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

"Make me one with everything."

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Pizza delivery to heaven.