Foodie With Faith Gifts

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Church Basement Foodie

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Holy Macaroni,

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."