Foodie With A Leap Of Faith Gifts

Cafe serving frogs legs - customer comes out jumping.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"That's it. We’re toast."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

How about going easy on the carbs

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Advocado

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Flying sauces.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'