Foodie Soul-searcher Pillows

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Come dine with me!

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Pasta

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"They know me here."

Tzatzikicicle

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Culture clash

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'