Soul Food Lover Pillows

Blues restaurant: '...have a bad day.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Your French dip, sir.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

What's the insect de jour?

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"George often brings his work home with him."

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'