Soul Food Lover Mugs

Blues restaurant: '...have a bad day.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Your French dip, sir.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

I always forget - is it white with dry food and red with wet food, or the other way around?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

What's the insect de jour?