Spiritual Food Lover Mugs

Buddhist Burgers: 'Make me one with everything'.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Holy Macaroni,

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

"First, do no ham."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

"Put some spiritual food in there."

Holy Pizza

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

"Make me one with everything."

Grace.

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"Is your angel food cake non-denominational?"

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

Kids seem to sense when Pesach is drawing near.

Benefits of going out to eat with Jesus.

Blues restaurant: '...have a bad day.'

Fat Buddhist contemplating eating the dove of peace.

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

'I'm beginning to feel bad about skipping church for a cookout.'