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Modern Dating Hazards

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

On holiday.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Party Animals.

Cat Nip.

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"An everything Martini, please."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"I love this time of day."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Espresso Martini Peacock

Superheroes Having a Drink