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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Party Animals.

Pina Coladas

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I love this time of day."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"An everything Martini, please."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Superheroes Having a Drink

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.