Cocktail Conversation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"As far as I'm concerned, they can do what they want with the minimum wage, just as long as they keep their hands off the maximum wage."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

Party Animals.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Drunk, yet orderly"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I love this time of day."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"An everything Martini, please."

Shaken not stirred

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Superheroes Having a Drink