Festive Drink Stirrer Pillows

Let's mull it over!

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

The New Year's Dance

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

The Devil's advocaat.

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

"I'm the designated driver."

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

Dogs play the double bass

Setting fire to the US flag

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

Santana Claus

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

WInter Fish

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

'What I want for Christmas is a bigger carrot'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."

Christmas wish of a COVID Vaccine.

'The entire team is lethargic. Tell the athletic trainer to whip up a cure.'

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

Christmas Fatigue.

'Haven't you noticed that lately, Farmer Jones has been humming Christmas Carols and looking at us strangely?'