Potion Stirrer Pillows

"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Needs more kale.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"And now from downtown!"

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."