Festivity Mixer Pillows

"Grandpa said he didn't think much of my idea of going 'trick or treating' for Easter candy."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Home depot."

New music conference

Santa does a keg stand.

Birds with Headphones

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Reindeer

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Christmas Hugs

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'..and one for the pot.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Shelf on an elf

"How much longer are you going to be?"

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'I think it's time we left...'

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

Recycled Flake

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

'Happy New Year!'