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"Grandpa said he didn't think much of my idea of going 'trick or treating' for Easter candy."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Home depot."

New music conference

Santa does a keg stand.

Christmas Hugs

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Birds with Headphones

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Reindeer

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'..and one for the pot.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Shelf on an elf

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Recycled Flake

"How much longer are you going to be?"

'I think it's time we left...'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Happy New Year!'

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'