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"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'See you in two weeks!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Violin family at Christmas

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Hanukkah tree

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Nocturne

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

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Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Huge Christmas Pudding

Santana Claus

Kringle: The Decca Years

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Carolling