Soup Snubber Gifts

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Cooking'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

What's the insect de jour?

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

Soup Surprise

'Anything else, Sir?'

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

Chick in noodle soup.

"Waiter! There's a dangling participle in my alphabet soup!"