Sitcom Snubber Pillows

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Beam me up. Scotty!

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Situation Tragedy.

John Cleese.

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Menopause and the City

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

John Laurie

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

Nativity - The sitcom

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

Larry David

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

Mind control

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

"Yet it's magically okay when Mrs. Maisel & Susie talk like that."