Sitcom Snubber Pillows

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Situation Tragedy.

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Nativity - The sitcom

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

Larry David

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

"Yet it's magically okay when Mrs. Maisel & Susie talk like that."

Mind control