Sitcom Seeker Pillows

Hospital patient using his thermometer on the remote control.

'I hope there is nothing good on TV tonight because I have life.'

"How many new sitcoms will it make before they find a decent one?" "About twenty something"

Clown on bike.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

Zoo animals.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Noah's ark, many lions

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."