Sitcom Watcher Pillows

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Applause

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Now that's Real TV!'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Beam me up. Scotty!

Situation Tragedy.

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

John Cleese.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Menopause and the City

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Larry David

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

John Laurie

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

'Shakespeare's Tragedies and Sitcoms.' 'The Bard sells out.'

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

Nativity - The sitcom

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."