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'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Applause

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Now that's Real TV!'

Situation Tragedy.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

Nativity - The sitcom

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Larry David

'Shakespeare's Tragedies and Sitcoms.' 'The Bard sells out.'

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"Yet it's magically okay when Mrs. Maisel & Susie talk like that."