Sitcom Seeker Gifts

Hospital patient using his thermometer on the remote control.

'I hope there is nothing good on TV tonight because I have life.'

"How many new sitcoms will it make before they find a decent one?" "About twenty something"

Clown on bike.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Knights of the bedside table.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Zoo animals.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Noah's ark, many lions

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"