Strategy Snubber Gifts

'Enough with all the strategic planning. Just get out there and kill something.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Alternative fielding positions

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

' A new idea '

Tic-tac-toe

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

Surge Plans.

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

'I've reviewed your core progress modules and having reassessed them in the light of new strategy targets we've decided you need a kick up the backside.'

"For the last time, don't run 'persistence is the key to success by me again."

"Our latest initiative takes a three-pronged approach."