Shark Snubber Gifts

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Shark infested custard!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'I hate evolution!'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

Card shark

Shark Fishing

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Shark Chum

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

shark on cricket crease

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

How Lawyers Evolved.

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"We must be close, I can smell sunblock."

'Hi! I'm Nukee, the nuclear power mascot! You'll be seeing lots of me & I'll be seeing lots of you!

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."