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'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark infested custard!

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'I hate evolution!'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

Card shark

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Shark Chum

Shark Fishing

shark on cricket crease

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"We must be close, I can smell sunblock."

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'Hi! I'm Nukee, the nuclear power mascot! You'll be seeing lots of me & I'll be seeing lots of you!