Beer Snubber T-Shirts

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

City Boy.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Surreal ale

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

Chuck's Bar and Grille: Happy Hour 6-7 pm, Chuckle Hour 7-8 pm.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

'I can lick any man in the house!'

"I have no head for show business."

T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

'Hell, no, I don't want any sake.'

When We'll Take the Environment Seriously

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

The man who bought a sofa that was not in a sale.

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

"Whoa! Beer has just sent me a friend request."

'World cup. Big screen TV. See England get knocked out in 3D!'

"Lady, I didn't go to barista school just to serve you black coffee."

"It's a lovingly handcrafted beer, citra and summit hopped, with notes of lime, passion fruit and ...."