Salt Shaker Snubber Gifts

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Sawdust.

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

'Hell, no, I don't want any sake.'

The man who bought a sofa that was not in a sale.

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

Souvenir of Iceland

"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

'Talk about having your travel plans shaken up!'

The low sodium diet of last resort.'

'No, we're not broke, dear. Our money is in storage.'

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."

"Salt?"

"Can we get more salt shakers to represent the enemy scum?"

'Enough with all the strategic planning. Just get out there and kill something.'

Lot took a small piece of his wife as a keepsake, and because goat meat tended to be bland.

"If they didn't show commercials, people wouldn't know what to buy."

'I can't get the salt into this little hole.'