Salt Shaker Gifts

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Bowled out.

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

Souvenir of Iceland

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

Upper class homeless man.

'I've got a good mind to sue that chiropractor!'

'Talk about having your travel plans shaken up!'

Saint Patrick's Day

'No, we're not broke, dear. Our money is in storage.'

'Shakers don't like subways'

"Salt?"

"Get with the back beat, counselor!"

"Can we get more salt shakers to represent the enemy scum?"

Lot took a small piece of his wife as a keepsake, and because goat meat tended to be bland.

Shaken Old Bartender

'I can't get the salt into this little hole.'