Medicine Shaker Gifts

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

"Patel confirmed"

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Shaker Timeouts

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

'I take my blood pressure medicine at bedtime and before looking at the market reports.'

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

'On Mondays & Tuesdays, Dr. Pruess prractices conventional medicine; on Thursdays & Fridays, he practices alternative medicine.'

'I've got a good mind to sue that chiropractor!'

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

Upper class homeless man.

'Shakers don't like subways'

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."

'No, we're not broke, dear. Our money is in storage.'

"Get with the back beat, counselor!"

Shaken Old Bartender

'I can't get the salt into this little hole.'