Salt Shaker Enthusiast Gifts

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

'I can't get the salt into this little hole.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

"That nasty man won't pass me the salt!"

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

'We're de-salting water?'

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

Shaker Timeouts

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

'Sure it tastes like salt,it is salt.'

Souvenir of Iceland

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

"I prefer the Atlantic. It's lower in salt."

Burgers Fries Shakes. Order Here. I think my college degree must be worth a lot --- It's hardly been used at all!

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

'Okay, let's shake on it.'

"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

Seasoned Traveler

"Salt?"

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."

'Shakers don't like subways'

The low sodium diet of last resort.'