Salt Shaker Enthusiast Mugs

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

'I can't get the salt into this little hole.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

"That nasty man won't pass me the salt!"

Shaker Timeouts

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

'We're de-salting water?'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

"I prefer the Atlantic. It's lower in salt."

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

'Sure it tastes like salt,it is salt.'

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

Souvenir of Iceland

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

Seasoned Traveler

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."

'Shakers don't like subways'

The low sodium diet of last resort.'

Weapons of mass lactation

"Salt?"

"Can we get more salt shakers to represent the enemy scum?"