Collectible Salt Shaker Lover Mugs

"Can we get more salt shakers to represent the enemy scum?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Giant slug attacks a city

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

"That nasty man won't pass me the salt!"

'That's what you get for eating a whole block of salt.'

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

Shaker Timeouts

'We're de-salting water?'

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

'Sure it tastes like salt,it is salt.'

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

"I prefer the Atlantic. It's lower in salt."

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

Seasoned Traveler

"No, nobody's handed in a delicious bottle of malt whiskey."

"Salt?"

'Shakers don't like subways'

Overpriced gumball machine.