Salt Shaker Collector Mugs

Lot took a small piece of his wife as a keepsake, and because goat meat tended to be bland.

"Salt?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

Cow's straw

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Feeling for shells

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'You are charged with contempt of CNN....'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Snail Love.

For Sale By Owner

Late library book. Judge says, 'I don't think you're taking this seriously'.

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

'You have ear wax.'

'That's what you get for eating a whole block of salt.'

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

"I come from a musical family."

"You and your stones collection!"