Salt Shaker Collector Mugs

Lot took a small piece of his wife as a keepsake, and because goat meat tended to be bland.

"Salt?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

Cow's straw

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Feeling for shells

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'You are charged with contempt of CNN....'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Snail Love.

For Sale By Owner

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

There it is – my dream beach house.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

Maple syrup and milk collection.

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Late library book. Judge says, 'I don't think you're taking this seriously'.

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

'You have ear wax.'

'That's what you get for eating a whole block of salt.'

"You and your stones collection!"

"I come from a musical family."

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'