Salt Appreciator Mugs

'The IV needs salt.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Giant slug attacks a city

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

Brickie's Mate

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

Beer

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"That nasty man won't pass me the salt!"

"Believe it or not, we met on a speed date!"

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

'We're de-salting water?'

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Perpetual Motion.

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

"Bloody caravans..."

'Cloudy beer! Global warming!'

'Sure it tastes like salt,it is salt.'

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

"I prefer the Atlantic. It's lower in salt."

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'